the former king of france's father was suspicious and it was necessary to admit that the former king herself was too; there had been no advance warning that the party was happening today, and she was expecting a date later on in the week. his suspicion was more of the sort involving teenage boys, but there was nothing to be done about that. nevertheless, even the idea of a party was exciting, even if her gender dictated that she wouldn't be doing the sleepover part of the first annual low brass sleepover. she put on her earrings and brushed her teeth and got in the car, seventeen minutes late but still on time.
the bear opened the door to find her half-hiding behind her father, a shocked expression on his face, and after a reassurance of "don't worry the pilot's mother will be back soon" he left her there to celebrate the end of a tedious season.
as soon as her father was gone, the pilot burst into laughter as the tomato sat there, confused, and the bear's stomach hurt because he ate too much chocolate and was still slightly in shock from the six foot tower that was her father, and the tomato was waiting for the latina and no one knew the location of the cookie king or the player or the silent, but they would not end up showing up in the end. the latina arrived and no one had any of the remaining's numbers, and with such realization, they began to watch youtube videos as the tomato refused to order the obligatory pizza and wings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
he finally gave in and was about to order when the pilot's mother called and asked for food requests. three boxes of wings were ordered ("one wing for me and three boxes for you and the bear," the former king explained to the pilot), along with two cheese pizzas (one pie for the bear, one slice for the former king, three each for the tomato and the pilot) and one small tomato pie for the latina, who was highly allergic to anything dairy. orange juice was distributed and grand theft auto five was played as everyone waited for the pilot's mother to return, and when she did, all the food was consumed primarily by the bear within six and a half minutes; the former king timed it. the tomato and the bear took tabasco shots, then quickly realized that tabasco shots were not a good idea as the bear collapsed to the floor, holding his stomach. the latina and the former king were fine. they had a sense of logic.
the latina and the tomato stayed upstairs to get deep, as they often did, and the others descended downstairs to continue grand theft auto five. the bear and the pilot played as the former king managed to consume an entire pint of vanilla greek yogurt on her own, which was pretty impressive and only 175 calories, miraculously. the two remaining eventually came down giggling over whatever it is that they giggle about, and "tim and eric's billion dollar movie" was attempted to be played on netflix, only for the awful message to pop up: "this movie is currently playing on two other devices". after some loud cursing, the pilot called up his sister, and everyone went around the room sharing their reasons why she should stop playing the movie.
"i've had crushes on girls before."
"my boyfriend lives in massachusetts."
"it's a party. if you don't let us watch the movie, we'll end up doing drugs."
"i have my license!"
"you don't understand the consequences that you face."
"there are five of us and one of you."
"mmmmm?"
"i have my license!"
the pilot's sister allowed them to watch the movie, and away they went.
"i mean, you can get a cock ring!" -the pilot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g
just over 90 minutes later, they had all made the journey of a lifetime. they had uncovered the secrets that cannot be shared unless "tim and eric's billion dollar movie" has been watched. it was then that the latina and the former king had to be returned back to their homes, for their genders made them not allowed to remain at the sleepover portion of the low brass sleepover party. they giggled the entire way back to the latina's home, for she was to be dropped off first. as soon as she exited the car, the former king's father turned to her.
"are you sure there weren't any drugs?"
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